What Would Michael Douglas Do? (part 1)

… he’d probe student leaders, apparently. From his MySpace page.

FAU On Facebook: Continued

Above is Student Media Director Marti Harvey’s Facebook profile picture. Which she flipped horizontally, apparently. God knows why, but it’s something that doesn’t fly in journalism.

Wait a second, isn’t she supposed to be our journalistic adviser? Oh shi…

Oh, the postmodernity

Spotted in the Arts and Letters building

FAU: So green, we’re almost illegal

I was walking from the Student Union to my car recently, passed a tour group, and overheard the tour guide say the following: “We’re currently building a new green Science and Engineering building on campus, which will be the most efficient building that we’re allowed to build.”

Someone might want to let the civil engineering students know that there’s a limit on just how good you can make your buildings…

FAU: Not sexist at all

Seen on the third floor of AL

Innovation Village video leaves me inspired

FAU recently posted a computer-animated mini-tour of the forthcoming Innovation Village and new football stadium (you can find the original video here). This video has me pumped for the new construction for a few reasons:

1. Once Innovation Village is built, people will be so happy that they’ll forget how to walk.

Watch this segment. Specifically, watch the guy in the blue shirt walking away from the camera. If you keep watching, you’ll see that he’s not the only one in such awe that he stops dead.

2. We won’t need to actually have a football team on the field in order to cheer for the game.

Never mind that there’s nobody playing, cheer like they are and use your imagination.

3. The main entrance to the stadium will lead right to the field, with no security, ticket checks, or gates!

This is probably my favorite part. Why don’t other teams try this, it’ll be so convenient!

Thanks FAU, I can’t wait for all of this! When’s it going to be finished, again…?

It has happened!

On a bulletin board about Facebook safety in the University Village Apartments.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but haven’t most parents seen their kids naked? As for the second part, I want to know how my R.A. got into my Facebook page…